PINK KITTY – SKUNCLE’S FINEST
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Type: Balanced Hybrid – 50% Indica / 50% Sativa
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Genetics: WAP × Zoap
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THC: 29.1%
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CBD: less than 1%
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Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool, Geraniol
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Aroma: Sweet Strawberries, Vanilla, Grapefruit, Mint, Earthy Gas
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Flavour: Creamy Berries, Sugary Vanilla, Citrus, Sweet Gas
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Reported Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Uplifted, Relaxed, Creative Sweet like candy, frosty as hell, and packing some serious attitude! Skuncle's Finest – Because Ordinary Just Doesn't Cut It!
PURPLE SCOTTY – PROFESSOR PUFF’S CRAFT CANNABIS
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Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
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Genetics: Believed to be Scotty 2 Hotty (Biscotti × Rainbow Chip) purple phenotype
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THC: 29%
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Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene (expected profile)
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Aroma: Sweet Vanilla, Earthy Kush, Cookies, Diesel
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Flavour: Creamy Vanilla, Sweet Dough, Spicy Gas, Subtle Fruit
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Reported Effects: Euphoric, Relaxing, Uplifting, Calming
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Best Enjoyed: Late Afternoon & Evening
🎓 THE PROFESSOR PUFF PROMISE
Premium genetics. Exceptional craftsmanship. Uncompromising quality. At Professor Puff's, we believe great cannabis starts with great genetics and a dedication to quality. Our Premium Craft Collection celebrates exceptional flower, distinctive terpene profiles, and the kind of experience that keeps true cannabis enthusiasts coming back. PROFESSOR PUFF'S PURPLE SCOTTY — WHERE PURPLE PERFECTION MEETS PREMIUM CRAFT!
SLURRY – SKUNCLE’S FINEST
STRAIN SPECS
- Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
- Genetics: Slurricane-family lineage (exact parentage unconfirmed)
- THC: Commonly reported at 20–26% (batch testing required)
- CBD: Generally low
- Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene (reported)
- Aroma: Sweet Berries, Grape, Earthy Kush, Subtle Gas
- Flavour: Sugary Fruit, Creamy Grape, Earthy Spice
- Reported Effects: Relaxed, Euphoric, Calm, Body-Heavy, Sleepy
- Best Suited For: Evening relaxation
SUPER SCOTTY – PROFESSOR PUFF’S CRAFT CANNABIS
- Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (provisional)
- Genetics: Scotty-family lineage; exact cross unconfirmed
- THC: 30%
- Potential Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
- Aroma: Sweet Vanilla, Earthy Kush, Diesel, Cookies
- Flavour: Creamy Vanilla, Cookie Dough, Citrus, Spicy Gas
- Reported Effects: Euphoric, Relaxing, Happy, Calming
- Best Enjoyed: Late Afternoon & Evening
🎓 THE PROFESSOR PUFF PROMISE
Premium genetics. Exceptional craftsmanship. Uncompromising quality. At Professor Puff's, premium craft cannabis is more than just a label — it's a commitment to quality. From carefully selected genetics to exceptional flower presentation, our Premium Craft Collection is all about bringing enthusiasts the distinctive aromas, rich flavours, and memorable experiences they expect from truly exceptional cannabis. PROFESSOR PUFF'S SUPER SCOTTY — SUPERIOR CRAFT. SERIOUS CHARACTER. NO COMPROMISES.
TRUFFALOHA – PROFESSOR PUFF’S CRAFT CANNABIS {20% Off Clearance Sale}
Grower Info:
Grower - @AlbertcountyCultivation Synganic batch Grow media- cocoQuick profile
Lineage & Genetics
- White Truffle × Platinum Punch #1
- Type: Balanced hybrid, ∼55% Indica / 45% Sativa
Potency
- THC: 28% +/-
- CBD: Trace amounts, usually <1% and often <0.2%.
Flavor & Aroma
Known for dessert + funk:- Inhale: Creamy tropical punch, sweet candy
- Exhale: Earthy truffle funk with subtle diesel
- Overall: Rich, layered aroma that’s sweet up front, savory on the finish. Dense, frosty nugs with deep purples and greens.
Effects
Reported as a balanced hybrid experience:- Onset: Uplifting mental buzz, good for light creative sessions or social vibes
- Body: Smooth body calm that transitions into mellow relaxation without heavy sedation
- Time of day: Balanced enough for day or evening use
ZEBRA ZTRIPES (LSO) – SKUNCLE’S FINEST {CLEARANCE SALE ALL SALES FINAL}
🦓 Zebra Ztripez
Type: Balanced Hybrid
Lineage: Zkittlez, Animal Cookies, and Lemon Cherry Gelato.
THC: 25%
Effects: Happy • Relaxed • Tingly • Hungry • Uplifting • Creative
Aroma & Flavour: Sweet candy gas with tropical fruit, diesel, nutty citrus, creamy notes, and earthy undertones.
Terpenes: Myrcene • Limonene • Caryophyllene • Humulene • Linalool
Experience: Zebra Ztripez delivers a bright, mood-boosting start with a smooth body relaxation that settles in without feeling too heavy. Great for customers looking for a flavourful hybrid that works well for chilling, creative vibes, or evening relaxation
ZOAP – SKUNCLE’S FINEST
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Brand |
Skuncle's Finest |
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Strain |
Zoap |
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Category |
Premium Exotic Flower |
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Type |
Balanced Hybrid (50/50) |
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Genetics |
Rainbow Sherbet × Pink Guava lineage |
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THC |
28.3% |
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CBD |
Typically low, under 1% |
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Dominant Terpenes |
Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene |
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Aroma |
Floral, Sweet Soap, Tropical Fruit, Citrus, Earthy Gas |
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Flavour |
Sweet Guava, Floral Candy, Citrus, Creamy Spice |
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Reported Effects |
Euphoric, Happy, Giggly, Uplifted, Relaxed |
THE SKUNCLE'S FINEST PROMISE
Your favourite uncle always knows where to find the good stuff.
At Skuncle's Finest, we believe premium cannabis should deliver more than just a high THC number. It's about the genetics, the aroma, the flavour, and the overall experience. Zoap represents everything we appreciate about exotic flower: distinctive character, exceptional terpene complexity, and undeniable top-shelf appeal.
SKUNCLE'S FINEST – OLD-SCHOOL ROOTS. PREMIUM FLOWER. NO COMPROMISES.
