GREASE MONKEY – PROFESSOR PUFF’S CRAFT CANNABIS
Price range: $8.50 through $625.00
🧪 PROFESSOR PUFF — GREASE MONKEY
STRAIN: Grease Monkey
TYPE: 🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid
LINEAGE: Gorilla Glue #4 × Cookies & Cream
THC: 31% (Lab Tested)
DOMINANT TERPENES: Caryophyllene • Limonene • Myrcene
| Flower Weight |
112g ,14g ,1g ,28g ,3.5g ,7g |
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Delivery Range
Same-day delivery up to 40 km outside Central Moncton.
Q: ETA Notice
A: ETAs are estimated and may change due to order volume, weather, or traffic.
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Email your address to: [email protected]
We’ll reply with your delivery fee.
Q: What are your delivery cut-off times?
A: In-Town: Cut-off 9:45 PM
If paying by e-transfer, it must be received by 9:50 PM (allow time for processing).
Out-of-Town (20 km+): Cut-off 8:45 PM
If you miss this, contact the shop — if we’re not busy, a driver may still be able to accommodate.
Q: What happens if I miss my delivery?
A: If you miss your delivery once, the shop covers the driver returning.
If it happens two or more times, you’ll be responsible for an additional delivery fee.
Please ensure your address and contact info are correct.
Q: What are mailbox drops?
A: Drivers will text to notify delivery, or you’ll receive an email from the shop.
⚠️ Mailbox drops are not available to first-time customers because we must verify ID first.
Q: Do you offer mail-out orders?
If you live outside our delivery zone, we have options. Email: [email protected]
for details.
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| Category | Details |
|---|---|
| Brand | Professor Puff Labs – Premium Craft |
| Strain Name | Blue Runtz |
| Type | Indica-Dominant Hybrid |
| Genetics | Blueberry × White Runtz (commonly reported) |
| THC | Typically 20–28% (batch-dependent) |
| CBD | Generally below 1% |
| Dominant Terpenes | Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene (may vary) |
| Aroma | Sweet Blueberries, Berry Candy, Vanilla, Citrus |
| Flavour | Blueberry Candy, Creamy Vanilla, Sweet Fruit, Light Earthiness |
| Reported Effects | Euphoric, Happy, Relaxed, Calm, Uplifted |
| Best Suited For | Late Afternoon & Evening |
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Grower Info:
Grower - @AlbertcountyCultivation Synganic batch Grow media- coco Crunch Berries is a dessert-leaning cannabis strain known for tasting like the cereal. Here’s the rundown:Basics
- Type: Indica-dominant hybrid, 70% indica / 30% sativa
- Also called: Captain Crunch, Crunch Berry Kush
- THC: 27% +/-
Lineage & Breeders
Lineage: (Gassius Clay × Billy Kimber) × Sweet Retreat Breeder: Fiya FarmerLook, Smell, Taste
- Buds: Dense, conical/spear-shaped colas, lime to forest green with purple undertones and bright orange pistils. Covered in a thick layer of frosty white trichomes that makes them look almost white
- Aroma: Like opening a fresh box of Crunch Berries cereal - berries, vanilla, sugar, with spice and earthy pine. Also noted: berry, cereal, fuel
- Flavor: Sweet berry, blueberry, vanilla cream, sugary cereal, milky, with OG/pine on the finish
Terpenes
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Genetics: Ice Cream Cake × Blockberry Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Linalool, Beta-Caryophyllene, Myrcene
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| Specification | Details |
|---|---|
| Brand | Skuncle's Finest |
| Strain Name | MKU (MK Ultra) |
| Type | Indica-Dominant Hybrid |
| Genetics | OG Kush × G13 |
| THC | 28.3% |
| CBD | Below 1% |
| Dominant Terpenes | Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene |
| Aroma | Earthy, Pungent, Pine, Woody, Diesel |
| Flavour | Earthy Kush, Pine, Spice, Citrus |
| Reported Effects | Relaxed, Euphoric, Calming, Sleepy |
| Best Suited For | Evening & Nighttime |
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- Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (provisional)
- Genetics: Scotty-family lineage; exact cross unconfirmed
- THC: 30%
- Potential Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
- Aroma: Sweet Vanilla, Earthy Kush, Diesel, Cookies
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