UPTOWN FUNK- CHEAPS
Price range: $4.00 through $180.00
Type: Indica-dominant hybrid (80% indica / 20% sativa)
Lineage: Granddaddy Purple × Pot of Gold
THC: Typically 15–19%; actual potency varies by batch
Effects: Euphoric, happy, deeply relaxing, hungry and sleepy
Aroma & Flavour: Earthy and skunky with grape, berry, pine, spicy wood and subtle licorice notes
Uptown Funk isn’t shy. This is a loud, gassy and deeply relaxing indica-dominant hybrid made for customers who appreciate classic Afghani-style funk with plenty of diesel, spice and old-school character. Big funk. Heavy gas. Deep relaxation. Uptown Funk brings the whole package.
UPTOWN FUNK
STRAIN PROFILE
Uptown Funk is a heavy-hitting indica-dominant hybrid known for an unmistakably loud, funky aroma and deeply relaxing character. Its genetics combine 88 G13 with Afghani, producing a strain that leans heavily into old-school gas, pungent skunk and earthy spice.
Crack open the bag and expect a strong wave of diesel, dank earth and savory funk, backed by herbal and peppery notes. The flavour carries much of that same character, delivering a bold combination of skunky fuel, spice and earthy herbs with a lingering funky finish.
EFFECTS
Uptown Funk typically begins with a warm, uplifting sense of euphoria before gradually settling deeper into the body. As the experience develops, users commonly report a calm, relaxed and increasingly heavy body sensation that can become quite sedating.
Because of its strong indica influence and potentially potent effects, Uptown Funk is generally better suited to evening sessions, kicking back after a long day or settling in when there isn’t much left on the schedule.
🌿 AROMA & FLAVOUR
⛽ Pungent Diesel
🦨 Skunky Funk
🌿 Earthy Herbs
🌶️ Savory Spice
🔥 Dank & Gassy Finish
🧬 COMMONLY REPORTED TERPENE CHARACTER
Uptown Funk is commonly described as having a terpene profile associated with earthy, spicy, floral and citrus-forward compounds, although the actual terpene concentrations will vary considerably from batch to batch.
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